He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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