he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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