You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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