why didn't you poke me back
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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