I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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