well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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