Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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