everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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