Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
sex in a hospital.. check
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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