Do vagina's smell?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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