i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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