i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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