I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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