I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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