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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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