i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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