if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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