i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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