Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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