If that was your dad, he is hot
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Acid is not a monday night drug
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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