Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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