My first STD was from a foam party
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I have post one night stand depression
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