If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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