i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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