I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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