ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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