I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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