I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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