I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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