when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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