She announced her abortion via fbk
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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