Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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