We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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