I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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