Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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