He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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