ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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