The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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