Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize