4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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