yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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