This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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