Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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