You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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