They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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