:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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