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At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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