can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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