can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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