Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I bet he comes in French.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
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I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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